We have not raced yet.
When we do, this is where the lap times, finishing positions, and mechanical failures will live. Probably in that order of importance.
The Races
Where the car goes to misbehave.
Our schedule, results, and the eventual short film about our first 24-hour weekend. Currently more aspiration than archive.
Schedule
On the calendar.
- Jun 6–7, 2026
Real Hoopties of New Jersey
New Jersey Motorsports Park · Millville, NJ
Maybe - Aug 1–2, 2026
GP du Lac Chargoggagoggmanchauggagoggchaubunagungamaugg 2026
Thompson Speedway Motorsports Park · Thompson, CT
Planned - Oct 17–18, 2026
Halloween Hooptifest
New Hampshire Motor Speedway · Loudon, NH
Planned - Oct 24–25, 2026
Capitol Offense 2026
Summit Point Motorsports Park · Summit Point, WV
Maybe
ResultsComing soon
The archive.
Filming
A short film, eventually.
We're documenting the build, the team, and the first race weekend with the intent to cut a short trailer-style film about it. Expect grainy pit-lane footage, slow-motion thumbs-up shots, and at least one montage scored by a song we don't have the rights to.
Photographers, videographers, and friends with a drone — we want to hear from you.